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i agree with you fully on the whole.... (everything)
i am so sick and tiured of everyone treating this series like its a god. so the author is a good writer.

big deal.

i have never even read the series and i still know quite a bit about it.

harry potter whips its ass,

and Lord of the Rings beats the hoe down with some week old french bread.


and that is my imput.

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For so long i have sought out to find an original signature, but it was too troublesome so i gave up.

actually the crap i keep hearing runs pretty close to this pic(and i haven't even read it)

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If you think the first Twilight book is bad, wait until you read Breaking Dawn.

My best friend was a big Twilight fan until she read that book. It shattered the entire Twilight universe for her, and now she makes fun of it with me.

But yeah. The Twilight series would have made a pretty decent Fanfiction.net story, but it really doesn't belong in the published world.

Dangerous? No, I don't quite remember him mentioning that...

lmfao! This is great. XD

I got a couple of pages into the book and kind of just put it down. All my friends and co workers were saying how great it was but I dunno. It just hasn't grabbed my attention yet. :/

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XDD This is really funny.

I agree with you on almost everything, except the emo thing 'cause I get really pissy about that topic, but I'm not going into that.

Twilight would only be good if it, I don't know, were written by a GOOD AUTHOR!!!!! The plot's pretty good, but the writing is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life. A story, not even a romance, can be based fully on.. Well, romance! It needs more to it!

This reminds me of my review of the book Twilight. "BUT I'M DANGER-OUS!!!!!!11one"

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*hates*
ill admit breaking dawn kinda ruined it a bit, but overall, the books are still good, maybe not better than J.K, but still pretty awesome... T_T

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However, in the absence of anything interesting to say, I would like anyone who reads this to please ignore the fact that this is particularly unnecessary and simply serves to waste space.

What is your problem? Twilight is better than Harry Potter in every way. How long did it take JK rowling to get to the top of the bestseller list? A while. How long did it take Stephenie to beat that? Four years. A lot less time. Go jump off a cliff.

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*laughs hysterically* Better in everyway? Just what are you smoking?

First off which series got millions of people to read wirldwide? Which one became a cultural phenomenon? Which one was better recieved by critics and the general population? Why I believe it was Harry Potter.

Twilight..... hmmmmmmm. lets review

reads like some horrible fanfic
the characters are the definition of Mary Sues and are so incredibly vapid and one note that it's ridiculous
and half of the story is either Bella gushing over how incredibly perfect in everyway Edward is despite how he treats her like crap or Edward hanging near Bella all the time and reminding her how dangerous he is

the story is an insult to the written medium and belongs on Fanfic.net, not in bookstores

wanna know why Twilight is on the bestseller list? Because of the spending power a legion of highschool girls who gush over angsty romance novels can create. Besides dog shit could be on the bestseller list but it doesn't mean it's any good. Bestseller =/= good book

now please get off the internet and read something that actually has some worth, instead of whining on the net cause someone doesn't like some overhyped series. Why dont you read something like the Great Gatsby, Alice in Wonderland, or the friggen distionary or something.

and honestly it's not hard to provide a good arguement without resorting to telling people "go jump off a cliff" cause you just prove my point that twilight fans are insane

Booo!!!!!!!

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Here's what's wrong with your arguement.

First, "a while." It took JK Rowling "a while" to make best-seller. Ok. What does that mean? A month? A year? A decade? An eterity? A while can be a few minutes, for crying out loud.

And second, the Harry Potter series is known in just about -every- civilized nation in the world, spanning five continent, or six if I'm counting wrong. That's almost the entire world.

If Twilight's such a wonderful book, why have I never heard of it until the movie was advertised?

Go jump off a cliff, child.